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Enema Tubes
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Humor with a touch of insanity thrown in for good measure...


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Enema Tubes…


 


Recycle we must,


For our future thus,


We have to recycle all we can, yes, just,


Even the tubes from the enema bags, disgust…


 


Our future it depends on just us,


We cannot leave to Mother Nature even dust,


Recycling is a chore; we know this for sure,


Not to do so will leave us all eventually as so much interplanetary dust…


 


The rhyme herein is the reason for my recycling lust,


So take that tube and recycle it, use it for siphoning gas,


Be extra special careful you don’t just combust,


Use it as a tube to extend your range as when you thrust…


 


Just recall that this earth cannot repair itself, you know again we must,


Recycle everything we can, if we are to save the place we stand,


Yes that would be, and hopefully will forever be, the earths crust…


 


                   © ed – 5/21/04


 


 


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "Enema Tubes"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 21, 2004
Well written Ed!!

Love Tinka


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