Confuzzled…

Confuzzled is Andy,

He does make the best kids stories, just dandy,

With his cohort in crime, he has to take his time,

As old as he is, even traffic lights do confuse his mind…

I see no problem with lights in red, green and yellow,

Must be, however, the drink that makes him mellow,

Hear such I do, he drinks as does his cohort, shots called jello…

Not sure what they are made of, but I hear they put you under the table,

So belly up to the bar boys, drink as much as you like as long as you are able,

So confused they make one, that he cannot be worth much,

During that time, when he drinks so much, he cannot be very stable…

So, Andy, my friend and cohort to Mr. K., feel free to respond to this roast today,

If you can find your pen, your keyboard and your brain, yes I did say,

Unless you did, in your inebriated condition last eve, lose your brain down the drain,

I find I cannot in all honesty even conceive…

                   © ed- 5/23/04