Future Roasts…

A roasting we will go,

A roasting we will go,

Gonna regret all the roasting I do so,

I may as well have fun doing it, my OH my…

I have to get to work, have to also walk ruffie,

I can think of more roasts better when driving,

That is my place of meditation where I am striving…

So don’t think that the roasts have finished,

I am trying to think of those that deserve to be served,

In a gravy of beef or a soup of chicken,

Who ever they will be they will be finger lickin’…

Rufuz says we should do the main man; yes his Uncle Eddie K, again,

But with those sappy lips he has, I am reluctant to make him pout,

As those sappy lips may not ever, ever become again stout…

Look out all you authors out there,

Kate Clifford’s serial kills may have been a great scare,

But for future reference we here are loading our guns,

With enough “butt” shot for all to get injured their buns…

                     © ed – 5/26/04