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Drive Thru
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Drive thru's, can't live with them, can't live without them...sounds familiar somehow...?!
�DRIVE THRU� Why do I get asked? When ordering at a drive thru, If my meal is for there or take out, These people are a trip, This is totally true , so help me or sue� I usually say, No, I will eat it here, I will eat in my car, Parked right next to the inside salad bar� � ed � 5/26/04

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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on May 26, 2004

Hahahahaha...grab me a salad okay!!

You good fun and a treat/d to read!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)

Reviewed on May 26, 2004

LOL, up they must get the university boods on leave..

Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie

Reviewed on May 26, 2004

Oh dear, that was so funny! excellent Ed!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on May 26, 2004

(((ed)))

LOL, but i've never had them ask me if i'm eating it there...of course, could never understand their *mumblemumble* HUH???? on the intercom LOL

i'll join you for that meal next to the salad bar--fun, fun write!

((((HUGS)))) and love, lightning louie :) (HUH????) *smile*

Reviewed by Rose L

Reviewed on May 26, 2004

Ed,

Well you beat me - at least you can understand what it is they are asking you!!! Countless times I have pulled up, only to here the slightly raspy voice of Charlie Brown's Teacher come back at me!! LOL

So true my friend!!!

~Rose~

Reviewed by Anna Marie Fritz (Reader)

Reviewed on May 26, 2004

Nothing like "La Dolce Vita"...eh, Ed?

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