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Nervous Habits
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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A few habits hopefully made funny...

Nervous Habits…


 


Picking at scabs, watching them bleed,


Blood tastes good, just what we need.


 


Using fingers to clean out the nose, yes stab,


Scratching and grabbing at the crotch, got crabs?


 


Playing with ear lobes, skin on neck, twiddling thumbs,


Playing with the self, for guys at least, till numb.


 


Biting fingernails till they almost bleed,


Knew a guy who could do the same to his toe nails, (ewww)


Better to pick up and eat raw snails.


 


So many nasty habits; but are they truly nasty, as long as they are done to ourselves?


Unless of course someone goes around picking others noses, or biting their toenails,


Then we need to draw the line, maybe locking this person behind the blinds…


                             © ed – 5/29/04


 


 


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 Reviews of "Nervous Habits"
Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger (Reader)
Reviewed on May 29, 2004
HAHAHAHAHAHA……You’re the best…hahahahaha….Peace thru Picking….lol.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 29, 2004
How the heck did you get all these funny little guys on you page!!

This was really fun to read Ed!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on May 29, 2004
Cute and creative.

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on May 29, 2004
Okay I admit the first habit was mine when I was younger, Now I just go for other people's necks.........:-)

Reviewed on May 29, 2004
(((ed)))

LOL--you must be bored to write this--ewwwwwww this is gross, but funny, too...love the animation

(((HUGS))) and love you and rufuz, too...auntie karla. :)


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