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Cleen for a Day
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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What do you get when you wash a dog?
A dog that looks for dirt to lay in...

“CLEEN” For A DAY…


 


I knew it would happen,


Yes I did say,


Rufuz would not in anyway stay,


Clean for anymore than a day…


 


Rolling in the muck,


Just underneath the truck,


Rufuz did get dirty,


Now I am the one who is stuck…


 


With a dirty dog,


So much for that bath,


Shouldn’t let him go down that path,


Or he may end up with my wrath,


Washing him a second time or even a third,


After he rolls in that stuff that smells like a turd…


                   © ed & Rufuz 5/31/04


 


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 Reviews of "Cleen for a Day"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 31, 2004
Awwwwww...wonder why dogs do that....we have to ask EdK when he gets back...right?!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on May 31, 2004
Cute write. My dog would always jump in a horse trough after a bath...

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on May 31, 2004
Wheww....I second the second bath Ed, I don't know why dogs like to do that, I know that Everytime I gave mine a bath, the same thing would happen...perhaps all dogs have a little oinker in them...LOL
Allen


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