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Wow, A Lightening bolt just Ricocheted off the camper
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Karla better not read this one, it will give her nightmares for life...me too I will wager...

WOW, a Lightening Bolt Just Ricocheted off the Camper,


 


Again, WOW, it hit us and shot off and hit the tree next door,


Breaking that tree and limbs into neat parts just about four,


Plenty of firewood now for BBQ’s this weekend, boy am I sore,


I jumped out of the seat and onto the floor…


 


                   !INCOMING!


 


What an interesting feeling, the first I had in several years,


It made a nice mark on the fiberglass, boy did it sear,


Cannot understand it with all the trees and poles so near,


It had to hit my camper,


So that Rufuz and I thought we were “roasted” like a deer…


 


Okay, okay, I take back all those statements in the roasts,


Especially if I said anything against a god without a toast,


Boy Rufuz is still shaking, or is it me, just am I quaking,


What a neato picture that would have made, I could have been taking,


But I would have had to stand between the camper and tree, no faking…


                                      © ed 6/2\04


   


 


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Reviewed on June 4, 2004
(((ed)))

see, i told you to be nice :) LOL

seriously, that had to scare something out of you--GEEZ, that would have been the end of me

glad you and rufuz *woof!* are okay--we've been having our own nasty weather (under severe weather watches AGAIN this evening)

stay safe, get off the computer!!!! you don't want it zapped--or you, either

(((HUGS))) and love, karla.

scary write!!!

Reviewed on June 4, 2004
oh, SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT, Eddie! That must have been EXCITING!! And NOISY!! YIKES!! Glad you are okay!! We are too; we had a tornado come through; had no power for two days, but thankfully, NO damage to our place! But the apts. JUST UP THE WAY lost their roof, and some businesses that way lost their roof too or had some damage! And a tree got struck by lightning too; SCARY!!!! LOL at Tink's review...

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx, karen lynn. :D

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on June 2, 2004
Wow....electrifing write Ed!!

The distance betweem my daughter and me ....lets see about 6ooo or more miles!!

Bye see you sometimes soon!!

Bye Rufuzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!

Love youuuuuuu!!

You tooo EdM....hugs to both of you!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Rebekah Rosie Lang
Reviewed on June 2, 2004
WOW! Sorry you were so scared!
I hope you and rufuz are ok!
Becca


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