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M00N
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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The moon is pickin' on me...
“M00N” I done did see the moon, He looked at me like I was a freakin’ loon, No sound did he make, But his laugh was certainly not fake, I am gonna get that moon, Aim I will take, Shooting him with my arsenal of spoons, Never again will he make, Like I am a goon, For so little will be left of that smiling buffoon, Not enough will he have to spare, to fit on the front of a balloon, OH SO SOON… © ed – 6/3\04

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Reviewed by Robert Blackwell (Reader)

Reviewed on June 3, 2004

Another funny one, neighbor! Sorry I haven't reviewed more often; I don't cruise the 'hood as much nowadays. I do think of you, and Rufuz...Sir Wiggles sends woofs 'n' licks!

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)

Reviewed on June 3, 2004

Ed you are a trip, this is clever.

Reviewed by William Bonilla

Reviewed on June 3, 2004

kool write Ed
tanks for reading my postings
I've beeb doing other things
still feeling kind of loose

William

Reviewed by Lori Moore

Reviewed on June 3, 2004

Cute... thanks for another laugh.

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)

Reviewed on June 3, 2004

How did I guess, and it's a full moon..Hmmm miss spent youth.

Haven't seen miss youth in years..

Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger (Reader)

Reviewed on June 3, 2004

Hahahaha…Poet…You are truly a one of a kind!!! Absolutely the funny kind…lol. I enjoyed the read, and the laughs that went with it!!! Thank You for sharing it. Peace through tiny faces on small places…lol.

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