Roasting Tom Lanechanger in “Blinker Fluid”,

When he changes lanes, his turn blinker he does not use,

Is it maybe out of fluid, used in this roast, I have to muse,

He has been quite a great poet and reviewer; he seems to have some clues,

If only he knew how to change lanes, maybe better yet he should go on a cruise…

But no, we don’t want him on a cruise; as if we did we may just lose,

His humor, his spark, his constant up attitude, to keep him we would choose,

He came out of no-where, he appeared on the spot,

Kinda like a super hero but not as hot!

His power to write, is definitely not a blight,

But if we were to really think deeply we would find him at times, no so bright,

He is always there, on top of our stories, our poems, showing us the light,

Or as much as he is able at that moment,

Glad we are to have him at AD, yes glad of his enrollment…

So as usual, another roast that is not quite or exactly what it is supposed to be,

But I like these kind of nice roasts; I hope you all do agree?

Why run folks down, when the world does that to them enough, see?

So herein I end another roast of a great writer of stories and poetry…

                             © ed – 6/4/04