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Wifes heavy load
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Life deals us bad hands and sometimes heavy loads, this load is the heaviest I ever did see...


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Wife’s Heavy Load…


 


 


As can you see, the wife’s load is a heavy one,


 


Not only is she overweight, she’s over me, thank god,


 


Now some other poor guy will get her,


 


I don’t understand he attraction,


 


She just sits there waiting for a reaction,


 


But apparently some men are interested in that,


 


I just liked her cause she was then just fat…


 


 


No longer is she “just fat”,


 


She has grown to become more than just that,


 


You can see by her photo, the word fat,


 


Does not describe her, no way does it describe that…


 


 


But I will tell ya; she did one thing for me,


 


She made me see; yes she made it easy,


 


For me to see my own two feetsies,


 


During sex she sat on my, well you know,


 


Overhanging and overflowing on all other parts of me,


 


She did push my stomach in again, making me flat,


 


Not myself am I anymore fat…


 


 


Is there a moral to this story, I am not sure,


 


Maybe not to marry fat, just marry for love,


 


Unless fat is what you do in fact love…!


 


             © ed – 6/12/04


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "Wifes heavy load"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on June 13, 2004
With so much pressssure something has to pop!!

love Tinka

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on June 13, 2004
I refuse to encourage anyone to make fun of or judge someone based on size or looks ... BUT... there's actually a decided LACK of unkindness here, Ed.. it's wonderful humor without nastiness... in fact, this poem of yours has a line in it that leaped off the page at me, and tickled me "poetically": "not only is she overweight, she's over me..." That's damned clever! This had the potential to really scrape the bottom of MEAN... but you kept it light (no pun intended,, hehe) so I'm ok with it. katy xox.

Reviewed by Carol Chapman (Reader)
Reviewed on June 13, 2004
All I can say is that I hope the manufacturer used industrial strength string to hold that suit together - SPRONG is not enough of a word to illustrate the awakening upon the suit failing.

Carol

Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger (Reader)
Reviewed on June 13, 2004
This is absolutely a HUGH write, Poet!!! You must be having Rufuz do the typing for you!!!…Being FLAT and all…lol. Peace thru FLAT!!!

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on June 13, 2004
No she's just the family pack size. Beauty is inside, even if it's a long way inside..

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 13, 2004
You are simply too much, Sir!

Reviewed by Elaine Carey
Reviewed on June 13, 2004
Omigosh, Ed! This is funny, but I sure hope that wasn't really your wife. Could be hazardous! :)


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