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Dog Tired (woof)
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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So tired this night,
not much to say,
just this short one,
hope you might,
enjoy it, just so right...

DOG TIRED…(woof)


 


Too tired to talk,


 


Too stressed to strain,


 


Too pooped to poop,


 


Too wrecked to walk in the rain,


 


Too stretched is my mind, to worry what’s in my brain,


 


Too sleepy to even enjoy getting high, isn’t that lame?


 


To bed early I will go, wanted to write something this night, I can lay claim,


 


Writing does calm my ravaged chest, my heart it feels tonight not the best,


 


Cracked it is, missing my one and only, I do not herein make any jest,


 


If she sees this, I hope she will take note, to come home right away,


 


Rufuz and I do miss her a lot most everyday,


 


So goodnight to those that read this tonight,


 


Pleasant dreams to you and any other peasant,


 


No food will bother me tonight while I sleep,


 


I did not eat that much today, Rufuz having pheasant,


 


I am just a bit, but not too much most hesitant,


 


To go to bed too early, instead I will watch a movie I rented,


 


Something as usual, quite demented…  


                            


 


© ed – 6/16/04 


 


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "Dog Tired (woof)"
Reviewed by Mary Quire
Reviewed on June 17, 2004
I feel that way a lot of the time...good luck to you and a long night's slumber.

M.Rose

Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger (Reader)
Reviewed on June 17, 2004
You’ve earned it, Oh mighty poet!!! Peace thru Rest!!!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on June 17, 2004
Awwww...sweet dreams buddy!!

Yes we all need sometime off huh??

Hope you feel much better when you wake up....

Rufuz take good care o Daddy now okay!!

Love and Hugs Tinka

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on June 16, 2004
There, there Ed, lie back on your bed
pet your dog , enjoy your movie
Hoping tomorrow all will be groovy!
((((((hugs)))))));-)

Reviewed by Dee C.
Reviewed on June 16, 2004
Lonesomeness bangs loudly within the walls of this write...
You're emotions come through so clearly.
Hoping you have peaceful dreams...


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