AN “AUTHORSDEN” VIRUS…

Yes watch out and be cautious,

Of the virus spreading like a plague,

Though out the hallowed halls of the Dens own Hague,

It does sneak into the nooks and crannies hiding where it’s vague,

Did it start by someone by the name of Craig?

NO, with a capital NO,

The culprits are those loveable two old fogies,

Those that write children’s stories and sometimes of furry animals,

Many a time have they circulated this virus, this plague, into the annals,

Of Authorsden and sometimes beyond to cause a stir so banal…

Who are these two old ones that have caused this furor?

Do they still exist herein these halls of hallowing with fervor?

Yes they do dear reader; they are always trying to gain favor,

So be cautious, and use constraint, these two they should be restrained…

Only when they enter the rubber rooms at the institute, leaving Jody behind,

Are they really no more threat, a pair then of mooning behinds,

But again, they can walk out when they want, coming back to cause havoc,

In these old halls as they have the giant balls to do what they want & when,

The names of these two, well, I cannot tell you, for I fear their wrath,

The only thing I can say is that they live at opposite sides of the big pond called Atlantic,

They communicate thru messages,

One near the lake called Michigan and the other in an English town oh so old,

Here I must end this warning, I have been even for me, herein, oh so bold…