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Splat
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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You may have to scroll to get to the bottom of this, but it is dedicated to Andy Turner and his splatting abilities...

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 Reviews of "Splat"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on June 21, 2004
You creative Splatter You!!

Do it one more time...JUST FOR TINKY!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on June 19, 2004
(((ed)))

LOL!!!!!!!!! too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!! great visuals, but bad on nystigmatic eyes (my eyes are still rolling around in my head)...o, what the hell, it was worth it...and me thinks the warning came a little too late...LOL clever, genius you! BRAVO!

(((HUGS))) and love, karla.

someone has too much time on their hands, or they're bored, or having fun...hope it's the latter--'cause it was! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! :)

Reviewed on June 19, 2004
WHOA, Ed! Check out those visuals! This blew me away! Terrific creativity here; BRAVO!!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on June 19, 2004
Jaysus, Eddie M... I thought I was having a flashback! YIkes! This is, without ANY reservation or question, the most unique structuring of a poem/piece/EVENT-in-word I have ever encountered! There should be some sort of prize for just this... just you! When your creativity is at full throttle, you are unstoppable! Am I on acid??? (grin) You are certifiably AMAZING! katy xox.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on June 19, 2004
Wow! What can I say??? Thank you, Ed and regards to Rufuz. Love and peace to you, my friend. Regis

Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green
Reviewed on June 19, 2004
Waaaaaaay beyoooooooond coooooooooooooooooooool.
Thanks!!! :()()()()()....() <3

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 19, 2004
Way Cool, indeed, Ed, but be careful - B.U.G. is growing and gaining many members - don't listen to Andy and join A.B.U.G. Their days are numbered!

Reviewed by na na (Reader)
Reviewed on June 19, 2004
Word structuring words can have a very dramatic effect on others, and has a definite place in poetry Ed. You did this so well. Bill
Murray

Reviewed by Cynth'ya Reed
Reviewed on June 19, 2004
Dramamine QUICK!

Wow Ed, this is waaaay cool when you do it backwards too.
Must try this standing on my head. LOL
Oh, my, the ground is shifting, I see hippies. . .

thanks for taking time to do this when I'm sure you could have been doing something useful like, well, shoot i dunno, who needs useful? This is fun man!!!

blessin's
cynth'ya

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on June 19, 2004
Now that's creative.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on June 18, 2004
Applaus Applaus!!! Iv'e seen this before, but never the separation. How did you do that. Fantastic effect!

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on June 18, 2004
Now do that with colour! :-)

Reviewed by Linda Hill
Reviewed on June 18, 2004
This must have taken alot of time and thought...
Loved it!!!!!
Unique and creative, my friend.
Say Hi to Rufus:)

~Linda

Reviewed by Tami Ryan
Reviewed on June 18, 2004
Ohmigosh! This is way too cool! Loved this. Thanks.

Reviewed by Jane Rodway (Reader)
Reviewed on June 18, 2004
This is very cool!!!! Loved it:)

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on June 18, 2004
LOLOLOLOLOLOL. very unique.......Come join the A B U G....


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