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Dear Diary, by Rufuz
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I need advice...Rufuz


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DEAR DIARY, by Rufuz…


 


Today my tail I caught,


Took some time,


Took some thought,


But finally I figured it out,


Caught it by the tip, just about…


 


Now that I have it,


What do I do with it?


Do I mount it on the wall?


Like daddy says, he jokes and all,


Or should I let it go and instead chase my ball?


 


Decisions, decisions, life is so full of em’,


I am only a dog, I need an answer,


Someone please let me know,


Everyone out there has smarts,


They can catch their dog’s tails all the time,


Please send me an answer to my quandary,


For it is really messin’ up my mind…


 


                        © Rufuz  - 6/22/04 


 


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Reviewed by Hooves Of Fire (Reader)
Reviewed on June 23, 2004
Rufuz, I only dream of catching my tail, even if I stayed on ATkins for 2 years I bet I wouldn't be able to do that. But you can use your tail to swish the flies away and also to send secret signals that my human will never comprehend. I mean your human. I would never do that personally. *snicker*
Congratulations on catching your tail.
Hooves

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on June 22, 2004
Dear Rufuz... I had the same quandry when I caught my tail... then someone offered me a treat and out popped my tail. Ask daddy to buy you some board games. They don't require biting anything. Have fun, Ruffie.. nice 'tail'.. er.. I mean tale. hehe katy xox.

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on June 22, 2004
Lol... Love it when Rufuz takes to the keyboard.

Reviewed on June 22, 2004
(((rufuz)))

LOL--now that is a problem! what to do with it when you've caught it

hysterical write--enjoyed very much!

((((HUGS)))) and love to you and your daddy, karla. :)

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on June 22, 2004
Go ahead bite it.........Killer Katie says

Reviewed by Anna Marie Fritz (Reader)
Reviewed on June 22, 2004
Hey there, Rufuz...catching your tail is a darn sight "softer"
than taking a bull by the horns!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on June 22, 2004
Good one Ed...smiles....say no more!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on June 22, 2004
you caught your TAIL, rufuz?? GOOD for you! NICE humorous write by my favorite doggie! Super job, friend!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Love and (((HUGS))) to your daddy and mama, too!

Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger (Reader)
Reviewed on June 22, 2004
Rufuz, you might want to use as a fan for Daddy on those hot days that are coming around the corner!!! Just do not bite too hard on it now, or all the other Pups will tease the heck out of you.

Reviewed by Debashish Haar (Reader)
Reviewed on June 22, 2004
NICE humor, Ed! You almost reminded me of my diary!!!

Debashish

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 22, 2004
Dear Rufuz,

I suggest you leave your tail alone. I caught my tail, and in my enthusiasm after the chase, I bit it clean off. All I have left now is a bloody little stub. My partner, Chica Blanca, grins every time she looks at my little stub. Women can be so cruel!

Sincerely,
Turbo


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