HEMORROIDAL HARMONICA…

Mouth organ made for the rear,

Nothing really to be afraid of or fear,

Unless of course you have a problem,

With something of a stinky smell,

When playing the organ, is that clear?

Harmonious it can be, sometimes more than we can see,

Others it is beyond the human ear, perfectly heard by a steer,

Melodious as well it can be, but only when played by ear,

How does one play a harmonica for the rear by ear?

Very carefully I would venture to put forth my dear…

Hark, I do recall from my past not so near,

Played the Hemorrhoidal harmonica without fear,

Back before disease and pestilence came about us here,

Wasn’t hard, just pursed my lips and blew,

Others did watch; yes they most certainly did leer…

                        © ed – 6/22/04