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In the Altogether
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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One more day off, to play, to say, screw you boss & scoff...


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In the Altogether…


 


Big holiday weekend done,


I am in hopes all had fun,


Now time to go back to work,


To slave & give into the jerk…


 


Are all bosses assholes?


Do they all take a class?


To learn how not to have class,


To be less than human,


To treat those working like grass…


 


One more day off, Monday,


One more day to go out and play,


Does not matter the weather,


In summer heat we do not wear leather,


Fortunate are we, we can go out in the altogether…


                © poppy-writted/ed ~ 7/5/04


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "In the Altogether"
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on July 5, 2004
Wait a sec! You can go outside in the "altogether?" What am I doing in Wisconsin? Watch for me... I should be there around 6 or so! Hot Diggity! (of course, I'm all talk... sigh .. giggle). Jaysus... Rufuz is ALWAYS naked, isn't he? Lucky thing! (I have always felt being naked in the shower is appropriate, though... I'm funny that way). Enjoy your day off... oh, and this is one of my very favorite poems of yours.. well put together and hilarious! Loved it.. katy xox.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on July 5, 2004
I'd love to see rufuz take a nip;-)
if you want to play all day everyday
change places with rufuz!;-)hehehe

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 5, 2004
Took alot of ballsense to write such a masterpiece Ed.....lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Gwen Dickerson
Reviewed on July 5, 2004
Hahaha! I'm laughing at the picture, the poem and the "poppy-writed/ed" notation! Enjoyed!

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on July 5, 2004
If they lose their ball, I got some the can play with.
The worse kinda boss,are those who ain't the boss at home.

Arr I've always been a great boss, only needed one word..NO

Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger (Reader)
Reviewed on July 5, 2004
Tennis anyone???!!!… Now that’s one heck of a backhand swing!!! Ahh… the joys of tennis!!!

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on July 5, 2004
No not all boss's. I have a wonderful one that I really like. I have had boss's like you have described here.

Reviewed by Leland Waldrip
Reviewed on July 5, 2004
Hi Ed: Seems you're having enough fun to last through the week. LOL
Best regards,
Leland

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 5, 2004
If that picture is where you work, why are you wasting your time at home? Go for some overtime, my friend!

Reviewed by Cynthia Castle (Reader)
Reviewed on July 5, 2004
Very unique write, Ed!
Have a fun play day today!
Back to the old grind tomorrow ...but at least it will be a short week!

Cynthia



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