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Its 1120pm, I got a buzz, & I got the Munchies, what do I do?
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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A relaxing sitting at home with Ed & Rufuz while Ed tries to decide the moral issue we all know and love, the age old question of the ages: should I eat after getting high, giving my appetite what it wants, or...

It’s 1120pm, I got a buzz, & I got the munchies, what do I do?


 


If I eat anything now, I will do the acid thing tonight,


Maybe I do something but make it really light,


Then no reflux, and no lack of sleep,


Won’t have to when I have to get up, fight…


 


But what to eat, that’s light,


Maybe some cereal with skim, that’s light,


Or some rice, but only a small portion,


Or I could go all out and not eat a thing,


Or I could steal money some kind of extortion,


Then spend it on myself, and, of my stomach, have an abortion…


 


Okay the thought of going to bed has entered my brain,


Let the few synapses I have left fire, come on baby, come on,


There you go, those that I have are running,


Not unlike a fine tuned racing engine,


Are popping off just an only two or three can truly do…


 


Time to go to bed; writing this little diddy tired me enough to sleep,


Got past the desire to eat, oh maybe not, Popcorn?


Going to bed…


 


*Two hours later*, after popcorn, Peanut butter & Jam sandwhiches,


Some candy, an assortment of pretzels & chips,


Oh god and don’t forget the soda, gotta wash it down somehow, 


Man, I think my pants are gonna rip,


I hope the bed holds me tonight,


If not I will be back writin’ real soon,


Writin’ by the light of the yellowish dirty old moon…


 


                        © poppy-writtED ~ 7/6/04


 


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 Reviews of "Its 1120pm, I got a buzz, & I got the Munchies, what do I do?"
Reviewed on July 9, 2004
(((ed)))

enjoy it :)

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by Scott Zachary
Reviewed on July 7, 2004
Pass that jay, buddy, you Bogart.

Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger (Reader)
Reviewed on July 7, 2004
You only live once, so live it up Ed!!!… Peace thru eating whatever you want!!!

Reviewed on July 7, 2004
Hi Ed:

I can eat a whole bag of munchies, and whole bag of chips, but I don't do the gas thing. Perhaps it's the pops you're drinking with it.

Hope you will feel better soon.

~ Sandie May Angel ~

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 7, 2004
Not unlike a fine tuned racing engine,

Hope your engine doesn't backfire after all that midnight chow!

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on July 7, 2004
i think it takes a genius to write off the light of their moon ...

Reviewed on July 7, 2004
Ed, It's okay ... it was just a dream.

...Michael

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Reviewed on July 7, 2004
Hope you don't feel too bad this morning Ed!

Reviewed by Kacie Rahm
Reviewed on July 7, 2004
lol reminds me of my stoner friends....ive had them call me and say just about the same thing....I loved this.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 6, 2004
That midnight snack did put you into a better mood....have another soon okay!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on July 6, 2004
Sleep well my friend, sleep tight, and if you cant sleep, then get back up and write...
Allen


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