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Regular Milk
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Regular Milk…


 


I drink non-fat,


About the only diet food I eat,


Don’t do I have much in the way of meat,


Half the time I don’t, at all, anyway, eat…


 


But I gotta have my milk,


To some it may taste like water,


As it is fat free, not like the drinker, me…


 


I don’t like regular milk,


The kind with A and D and all the fat,


It is so thick in comparison to mine,


It tastes like motor oil and that is a fact…


                        © ed ~ poppy~writtED – 7/19/04


 


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Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on July 19, 2004
I don't like milk; period! but I did force myself to drink it while I was pregnant.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 19, 2004
Love to have a glass of milk with a slice of toast...or any salty snack like pretzels.....yummy... even full cream is okay...but never hot..or in coffee...yukky then it tastes like "baby's milky burb"

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on July 19, 2004
i know, i have drank the fat free version for so long that the other seems thick as cream. now ice cream on the other hand....

Reviewed on July 19, 2004
i love milk, too, but it doesn't love me back. i am lactose-intolerant. still, a good glass of milk or a bowlful of frosted flakes with milk DOES sound yummy, especially on a hot day! cute write, ed! got milk? i do! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your milk-lovin' texas friend, karen lynn. :D

Reviewed on July 19, 2004
This is uniquely grand!
"Regular Milk" brings a wise message while jesting on the facts of the FAT... I heard You, Poet!


Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU


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