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Lower than Worm Pus!
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Just messin' herein with a friend I do love quite dearly, but need to give him a shot to see if he does respond...LOL!

Lower than Worm Pus…


 


This friend I have is lower than worm pus,


Maybe that is why I like him so much yes it must,


He really has a head that needs reshaping, in a bust,


Nothing in his head, but empty hot air, his brain full of rust…


 


His debauching effect over all that surround him,


Leads me to believe he is more of a degenerate,


But degeneration is good, why again; I suppose I must admit, I like him,


The light there in his head is on but nobody is home, though it is very dim,


A shame when you see him, yes it is so very grim…


 


So if you meet this person, better to run away as fast as you are able,


He will mess up your life, dragging you down with him so unstable,


He has his good points, a writer and author, but his brain was mislabeled,


He has more in common for the most part with that of a pool table…


 


                                © ed ~ 7/22/04


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "Lower than Worm Pus!"
Reviewed by Danielle Mundy
Reviewed on July 26, 2004
I think you've just described my ex....

Reviewed by Anna Marie Fritz (Reader)
Reviewed on July 22, 2004
Oh you nut, you!
Make my day.


Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 22, 2004
You mean he has more B*lls than brains...wow....lololololol!!

Just a snotty thought....from a silly girl!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on July 22, 2004
I think I know him...

Reviewed by Scott Zachary
Reviewed on July 22, 2004
If it weren't for worm pus, where would you be? Nonexistent, that's where, DW. At least you got one thing right--I am like a pool table. I've got lots of balls. Rack 'em up, buddy!


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