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Fountain Style Root Beer
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Don't drink alchohol, don't smoke cigarettes, do only one drug, but am addicted to the soda pop called root beer...


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Fountain Style Root Beer…


 


So tasty, yet in a bottle,


Inexpensive too, makes me waddle,


Right on over to buy it so fast,


Pay for it to0, then off I toddle…


 


Like a rummy with a brown paper bag,


I do drink my root beer without any lag,


The whole two liters goes down with one swig,


Love I do the brownish beer made from a twig…


 


Black cherry is not as good, root beer being better,


But I can drink it when my money is low, won’t become a debtor,


Soda or pop, depending on where you are living,


Never do I have a misgiving, I love my soda or pop,


Too much sugar, keeping my belly over my belt to flop,


Must write to the manufacturer a kind letter, it is, of my list, at the top…


 


                © poppywrittED ~ 7/22/04  


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "Fountain Style Root Beer"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 23, 2004
Cheers... thumbs up for root beer!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on July 22, 2004
Ed, I don't know if you all had what we had down south, but we used to go the A&W drive in and pull up under the shed next to one of those mini juke boxes and wait on the curb hop to come take our order...there was nothing better than an A&W root beer in one of those frosty glass mugs...thanks for this memory and thanks for the support.
Allen

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on July 22, 2004
My drinks are Cream Soda and Diet Coke.
At least you can remember what you did last
night with the Root Beer...
Delightful write...
Thanks for your review........


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