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Five Months -minus- One Day
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Five Months -minus- One Day…


 


Yes there is five months minus one day,


So much or so little time, depending on your way,


Get out to the malls; go shopping in the halls,


Go looking for that gift; your kids want some balls,


Or maybe a new horse for that extra stall…


 


Howsoever, we need to get our collective butts in gear,


The kids, they need sneakers and shorts, related gear,


Never find do we the time to just pick it up during the year,


Wait till the last minute, we do it every season,


So start out early, will get you out of the house, you now have a reason…


 


Just a friendly warning, yes a few words of advice,


Better to do it now than when the weather does bring ice,


This seems a worldly thing, waiting till the last minute,


At least the world I seem to live in, a little of life, slice…


 


You know what herein I do speak of,


In your head you said you got plenty of time,


But you know as well, it will sneak up on you, of time this is a crime,


Get out there, do your thing, be ready this year instead,


Of waiting to the last minute, when in your head,


Too many thoughts will be jumbled feeling like it is dead…


 


Oh, and don’t forget to thank those you buy from,


Wishing them a Merry & Happy Christmas season,


Don’t you just love the looks you get, seems you will be teasin’…


 


                        © ed – 7/26/04   


 


 


 


 


 


 


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Reviewed on July 26, 2004
(((ed)))

you are so wise, and pen such thought provoking pieces--as this one is--excellent!

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on July 26, 2004
sounds of Christmas in the summer
bad enough I'll see winters no more
not from a swamp
Cool write ....Ed

William

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 26, 2004
Excellent idea Ed!!

You are such a wise one!!

But hey remember a bone for Rufuz will be "Bonedry" by Xmas...lol!!

I want some chocolates without the Bugs....lol!!

Just think Bugs for free by the Xmas Tree..Hee-Hee!!

Oh No Ho-Ho-Ho For Thee or Me!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on July 26, 2004
Hahaha! I know some people who shop at boxing day for the next Christmas gifts. By the time of the next Christmas, they've already used half of the things they've bought as gifts.

Me? No, not talking about me. Somebody I know.

Then some others constantly talk of things they buy each and every day of how expensive it is, how much money they've spent on that particular item as if they're really happy to be jibbed, as if they've got all the money to be fools. Their conversations are so shallow I have no interest in talking with them.

Love your thought-provoking right.

Sandie May Angel


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