Head-Screwed-on-Too-Tight…
Katy said my head was screwed on too tight,
I did try to loosen it up, got my pliers out and all tonight,
Tried WD 40 and CRC but to no avail,
My head seems to be on my shoulders with nothing shorter than a nail…
Bolts maybe in my neck, like the Frankenstein creature,
Maybe if I just loosen them up just a bit, my head will be less a feature,
Oh my god, it fell off and is rolling out in the open right towards the bleachers,
Damn it Katy, this all your fault, you had to write to me like that of a teacher,
So with learning in mind, I did try to expand my mind, now I can’t find it,
It fell out of my head on its way to the seats, now must I retreat,
To the privacy of my lab, to reconnect that of my head,
This time much less tight than the last time instead…
© ed – 7/27/04
sure hope tomorrow is better...we all need it!!!
love this write--i always say, if my head wasn't bolted down, i'd lose it LOL
(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)
Shyte I hope tomorrow is a better day.
For both of us.
Least you got bolts to hold your noggin up right, sheesh i lost mine.
Blaaaaaaaaah
ME
Glad to see the "twinkle" in your eyes again thru this poem Ed.
blessin's,
cynth'ya lewis reed
Ed?
I missed that one
it sounds like fun
and knowing her,it was,
because because,just because I bet it blinkin' was.
I never knew your head was bolted on...
I thought you just used super glue,
(about a hundred ton!)now now old mate...it's all in fun!
and Frankenstein
he wouldn't mind
havin' a twin like you,
both of you could use your noggins
dreaming up a Katy cue...well she might coo for coo-ky you,
that lady is a nutty dame,but please don't tell her,all the same,
or I could end up losin my head too!(I've lost my marbles once or twice,but all my head wouldn't be nice... in fact, it just wont do.)
I like the picture of you 'bove yer poem,
how come yer not a super star,with such structured facial bone?
it's the sort of face that Kate I bet would trade you 4 her own.
Katy ,now now matey ,
it's just a joke for the loose head bloke,
I luv ya both...(that's on my oath) and I love yer poem Ed
sincerely,
from....Kay Dev
p.s.Just bein' a little devilish,sorry!
Strong black coffee and a chocolate does the trick well!!
Love Tinka