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Say it with Flowers
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Rated "G" by the Author.

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Say it with Flowers… Flowers can make or break a relationship, Flowers are even good for a friendship, Roses are the way I do go, if I get someone angry, yes if I slip, But any sort is the best as they make us look better when we strip, Helps that partner not notice when you unzip, That you are less than perfect with regards how you are equipped… © ed – 7/29/04

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Reviews of "Say it with Flowers"

Reviewed by Lois Christensen

Reviewed on March 27, 2012

I'll just take one yellow rose.

Reviewed by Rene Swing (Reader)

Reviewed on August 2, 2004

I love it.....lol

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

Reviewed on July 29, 2004

Unbelievable! You might be the only one here who could get away with this but you did, didn't you?! tsk tsk.. LaBelle's right, you're very naughty, AND hilarious! (giggle) Be careful of those thorns, Mr. Flowers! hehe.. katy xox.

Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger (Reader)

Reviewed on July 29, 2004

HAHAHAHAHA… Ed, the artwork and the poetry are priceless! You are one of the funniest people I’ve ever had the privilege and honor to meet! Outstanding work, Poet. Peace thru giving flowers and a surprise in between the petals…lol.

Reviewed by jude forese

Reviewed on July 29, 2004

send 2 roses with a cucumber in between them ;)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on July 29, 2004

Heheheheheehe...........O MY gOd!!!!

Who needs flowers?

O MY GOOODNESS.....had to run to tha looooooooo!!!

Shit you are theeeeeeeeeeeeeeee most funniest lover I ever heard of.........two bunches PLEASE!!

Flowerchild needs his flowers!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter

Reviewed on July 29, 2004

Funny one here Ed. You really have a way with words and a creative way to attract attention away from those roses. Super wit!!!!
Susan

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)

Reviewed on July 29, 2004

LOL you are sooo naughty.

Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers

Reviewed on July 29, 2004

Oh Ed! It took me five minutes to get past the cartoon...You're a hoot!

Lisa

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