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UTT
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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From the king of knutts, comes another sick, from my life cutt...

UTT…


 


Two lawns I just did cutt,


 


Everytime I did hit a rutt,


 


Thought I was going to dig up king tutt…


 


 


I can barely stand, just about to fall down on my butt,


 


Wish Rufuz was able to cut my lawn, doing his share, yes my mutt,


 


But in my home for the night, yes my personal hutt,


 


Enough exercise today to wear off a just a bit of my gutt…


 


 


Hungry and stinky I am, these are the times I wish I had a crew cutt,


 


Long hair or not, my condition right now is not good, really anything butt,


 


Guess for a while I will have turn off my computer, yes down it will be shutt,


 


It is really weird, as right now I seem to have this craving for a chocolate covered              


                                       macadamia nutt…


 


                                        © ed – 7/29/04


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 Reviews of "UTT"
Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on July 31, 2004
Splutt Splutt... that was one humdinger of a write ED, had me stutt...ering hehehe.

Go Mate.

Ch'erie xx

Reviewed on July 30, 2004
too funny, ed; enjoyed this cleverly concocted piece! LOL well done, my friend!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 30, 2004
Take care Ed!!

Be well rested and hey be a chum and share that chocolate with someone!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on July 29, 2004
wutt?
lol
adorable!

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on July 29, 2004
Yum! A nut for a nut, eh? I loved that you rhymed every line, still giving us a 'slice of Ed' with your open, no holds barred, delivery. It's CUTE! Yep.. that's the word I want. Sounds like you "deserve a break today"... Rest easy, Eddie M. katy xox.


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