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Fearsome Threesome
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Fearsome Threesome…


 


Never have I tried it myself would have to be numb,


Told her old mother he wanted a threesome; yes her mum,


For me to go to bed with the mum; they would have to ply me with much rum,


Before I could eventually find myself yes become,


Under her spell, yes even her mum, I would then to, succumb… (maybe)


 


Although I might have to be totally unconscious, or the room quite dark,


And would have to keep my hands on the younger of the two,


After looking at that mum, on the picture above, I may have too,


Give her to Rufuz, although he may actually be scared and bark…


 


Never have I been that hard up, would rather take care of the self,


For the rest of my life, or maybe have to lay my manhood on a shelf,


Buy an axe and cut it off, no longer having to prove to anyone,


Especially that one, that I was worth the effort, better to find an elf,


Oh come on I know that even old mum’s need lovin’,


Just don’t let me be the one to have to give it to them,


Maybe better off I might be to shoot myself with machine gun, no fun…


 


                        © ed – 7/29/04


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Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on August 1, 2004
Is it because she looks kinda grumpy? Is that why, Eddie? Hmmmmm.. ? This is what happens when one has full access to the World Wide Web! You're a character, you are! katy xox.

Reviewed on July 30, 2004
funny write and picture, ed; you are too much! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 30, 2004
What a Bummer!!

A real Red_ufuz write!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on July 30, 2004
Ed, check that label, I think your medicine has expired.

...Michael

Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)
Reviewed on July 29, 2004
You are a sick man, a sick, sick man.


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