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Companionship
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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No matter how old we are, we still need companionship, especially at a bar...


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LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, and am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot.  Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.


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Companionship…


 


We all need companionship,


No matter our age or station in life,


No matter if we enjoy with a knife to be stripped,


Or to be with a belt or leather cat whipped…


 


Our boobs may sag, our dicks may shrivel,


But we still look in the mirror and see nothing little,


We can still sit on a stool in the nude and boldly swivel,


We can still with our brains turning to mush, write paltry drivel…


 


Age just a number, to some higher than the rest,


We can still put our desires to the ultimate test,


Love those young chicks do older men,


Stay with those that are closer in age, yes the hens…


 


Still our love for one another can stand the test of time,


If we still can remember our significant other, with the mush of our minds…


               © ed ~ 8/2/04


 


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "Companionship"
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on August 2, 2004
Aha! Fun and entertainment through the joys of scrolling... who knows WHAT one will find when slowly moving the page down to whatever you've posted... LOL. I see they both have their shoes on! Jaysus, are they daft, or what? (remnants of decorum, I spose.. hehe). Actually, Eddie M, this is a lovely commentary on the wrinkly bunch still being 'hot to trot'... You take the cake! (grin) katy xox.

Reviewed by D May (Reader)
Reviewed on August 2, 2004
: ) Loved this. I guess the nice thing about being old is the fact that lady in the chair can just toss her boob over her shoulder and still get foreplay while doing it doggie style!

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on August 2, 2004
Yup and that's me in the chair..

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on August 2, 2004
Cute ending and your right we always need companionship. Now that I am no longer working at the laundry mat and have a new job I might just go back there and do some hunting :-)

Reviewed by Scott Zachary
Reviewed on August 2, 2004
I like your hat, Ed. Reminds me of certain roses. That's an inside joke. I'll let you in on it when you get a little older.

Scott

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 2, 2004
How could you??

You told me I was beautiful now you show me off to the world???

I thought that picture was a private gift to you...and me.......what ever!!

What is Eddie doing in the backgroung lurking.........OOps no that was Thomas...I forgot.......heheheheheheheheheheehe!!

Let it HANG ALL OUT!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger (Reader)
Reviewed on August 2, 2004
Ed, this was really good. But, I am sorry to say my friend, I am going to sue you and take everything you have, Poet. You actually posted my picture while I was cutting the grass without getting my permission!!!…lol. Just think, those young babes would kill us for sure, if they saw our firm old bodies… lol. Peace thru running around naked…lol.


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