Clubbed & Dragged Off…
Cavemen had it really good,
If they had their eye on a lady,
Clubbed them they did,
Dragged them back to their cave,
Set up housekeeping they would,
Now I think guys are less brave…
I know some women out there,
Who would like this treatment,
Grabbed by a man smelling like a bear,
Dragged off to a cave,
To become his significant other so fair…
Hey ladies, eventually you would anyway rule the roost,
After all you are the ones who do the cooking,
Men just do the hunting; you keep the cave all spruced,
The time will also come when you’re not the one who is seduced…
So ladies enjoy it while you can,
You being clubbed by your man,
Dragging you by your hair,
Don’t scream you just had it done,
Or when you get back to the cave you won’t have any fun…
© ed ~ 8/3/04
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(((HUGS))) and much love, your tx. friend, karen lynn. :D
have some cake and ice cream for me, okay?? thanks! (but as long as it is NOT chocolate; not ALL women love chocolate! i sure don't! LOL)
you're going to set men back a million years...LOL
don't say i didn't warrrrrn you--even though it is your birthday, you might get more birthday cake than you wanted LOL
(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)
anyone pulls me by the har is gonna get theirs snatched off :)
PS I love Nordette's Animaniac clip, and how appropriate for today's Butt Naked Birthday Boy!!
One of my private stock Animaniacs clips, just for you, Ed.
Happy Birthday!!
"Fred Flinstone, you sleep with Dino tonight! that is the last time you try and grab my hair!!"
"Sorry Wilma!" :(
Warm hugs
Elga
Have a super B'day and don't let Rufuz eat too much cake.
Susan
but, of course,
you knew that
(happy b-day and if the tally is more
th 49 -- demand a re-count)
john+
You will know why after you visited my page...:((((!!
Wha-teng!!
Love Tinka