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Ed Did Take a Birthday Swim
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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A wonderful birthday today, I am tired from swimming and having fun, got home to BBQed spare ribs for dinner, damn what a great day had by all...ed

Ed Did Take a Birthday Swim…


 


Rene & Ed to the shore they went,


Ed decided to take a swim,


The ocean a bathtub, 75 degrees or more,


Perhaps the high temps and exercise will help Ed get slim,


He certainly did become if nothing else, quite sore,


Paddling into a wave or two, Ed did bang his shin, 


Coming towards the shore were sets or four…


 


The waves from the storm down south,


Have yet to hit the Jersey beaches, heard by word of mouth,


No riptides as of yet, no strong currents,


Just beautifully clean water, waves a building, the sandbar unyielding…


 


Afterwards to the boardwalk for a walk and a custard,


Caramel custard just made special to order,


Hey I felt damn good today, gotta take double my meds, everyday,


Hated to leave to be honest and true ,


First time I felt like a kid in twenty years,


Have to go back tomorrow with my boogie board,


Can’t wait, can I, I tell you most true …


                        © ed ~ 8/3/04


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "Ed Did Take a Birthday Swim"
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 4, 2004
Did anyone notice that you strolled the Boardwalk in your Birthday Suit??!! From my trips there, I now remember seeing a naked man strutting about - must have been you!

Glad you had a great Birthday with your Special Gal.

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on August 3, 2004
Happy birthday Ed....I am glad you didnt do your swim in the buff as you write...glad you had a great day and here is wishing for you many more.
Allen

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 3, 2004
Glad you enjoyed your Day Ed!!

Happy you did not feed the sharks either....lol!!

Have another nice day Sir Ed!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Rene Swing (Reader)
Reviewed on August 3, 2004
I loved it today! I am sooo glad that you did have a wonderful birthday! Just think, "life begins at 50!" As long as you have that very special person to share life with & honey you do, 'cause you have me! I love you!

Love,

Rene'

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on August 3, 2004
Great write Ed
I am getting home sick for the Jersey shore
But I get my swim in too
don't it feel great at our age
lagging behind
but we are there non the less.
its not a sin feel like a kid
it's most recommanded

William.... peace


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