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Okay Who Ordered the Freakin' Rain
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I will bet it was Ed Kostro who ordered this rain, boy is he in trouble if I hear he did this true ...

OKAY! Who ordered the Freakin’ Rain…?


 


Did you order a side dish of thunder and lightening too?


Is so did you ask anyone else if they would mind?


For the t-storms are passing thru right now, Rufuz wishes he were blind…


 


Went swimming and surfing for four hours this day,


Never did I see or hear anything by the weathermen or did they say,


That foul weather might be on the horizon,


Wouldn’t have changed my mind anyway…


 


On the way home I did detail out the Jeep,


All of Ruffiez hair cleaned out, could have made a rug cheap,


Washed and waxed, cleaned up the tires and chrome wheels,


Now its gonna rain and ruin all that work, now I just have one appeal…


 


Whoever did order this rain; I really need to know, so I have someone to blame,


Twern’t my fault, I know this, as I wanted it clean,


Gonna charge that person, yes one in the same,


Ain’t gonna be inexpensive either, at least that’s my aim…


 


                        © ed ~ 8/4/04


 


TWERN’T = Wasn’t


  


 


  


 


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 Reviews of "Okay Who Ordered the Freakin' Rain"
Reviewed by Hooves Of Fire (Reader)
Reviewed on August 8, 2004
Well the only thing is the rain can cool off your hide. But I stay in the barn if there is lightning. I don't think the weather forecasters know what they are doing but if my horns ache I know it will rain. I bet Rufuz knows some way also. This is a poem I could identify with.
Hooves

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 5, 2004
Blame it on the Bunny!!

At least you had free shower....right?

By washing the Jeep again tomorrow will keep you outa mischief!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on August 4, 2004
I love rain ... Ed
it cleanses everything
even crime
but it was not me .. for sure

William
I get enough of it here, everyday

Reviewed on August 4, 2004
Ah Ed, this was so funny, it always happens that way doesn't it? Excellent!

Reindeer


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