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Drip, drip, drop, drop
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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All you men getting a bit gray in the temples can identify with this I am sure, if not, tell me the answer, besides not getting older, as that is a given...ed


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Drip, drip, drop, drop…


 


My internal plumbing states I must go,


So I stand there waiting for the flow,


Drip, drip, drop, drop it exits so slow,


Apparently my desire was to just stand in the glow,


Of the night light so bright,


Begs me, it does, to cover my eyes, before my pupils do grow…


 


Decide I must, I don’t have to pee,


Put it away just in time for it to flow,


The floodgates now open, my pants all wet,


Geez I feel like a little kid, diapers I must get…


 


Every hour or two, I am told I must go,


I know in my head, if I don’t I will surely blow,


Say to myself, do I, that I really must stop, yes whoa,


But that does not change the issue,


Maybe I should just sit and use the tissue,


For sometimes when I do force this proverbial issue,


Especially when standing, in my pants I definitely need more than one tissue…


 


What a story to be relating to you,


A story I should be telling my doctor,


Then she can tell my why I do experience the blues,


When through my “middle age” of life,


I cannot pee like that of a kid anymore,


Only when I sit down to do that of a pee yew, so brown, not blue…


 


                        © ed ~ 8/10/04


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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 10, 2004
Not sure that my comments will be "RRRRRespectful" enough to pen here!!

All I wil say is......this has a funny stroke about it!!

Goodluck...my friend!!

Love through drips and drops...Tinka

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on August 10, 2004
have your doctor check your prostate
Then watch him smile has he
place his latex gloved hand
into a large jar of vaseline

William

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on August 10, 2004
Yes Ed, it does help, but still if I do not drink, I still have the up and down in the night and the constant desire to pee...my doctor says at least my kidneys & bladder are working the way they were built...I say can we rebuild them and start over again...?

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 10, 2004
As a gray-haired man, I can tell you this, Ed; to solve your problem:

Don't Drink Anything:
1) Before you drive;
2) Before you go to bed;
3) And anytime in between those two other times.

Hope this Helps!


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