Don’t read this, it sucks…

Hey I said don’t read this poem,

Yes I know how badly it sucks,

That is why I said not to read it,

Can’t you take a hint, or do directions escape you?

Hey what part of don’t or do not do you not understand?

Is it the do part or the not part, or is it the n’t part, oh man,

Look here now, I don’t mean to be pushy, but I am the writer,

Of this poem you shouldn’t be reading, and I did make the demand,

I tried to be nice, and told you that it sucks,

What more can I do to get you not to read it, aw shucks…

I mean I write some pretty good ones, and bad ones too,

But when I write one for me and not for you,

Like this one is, I do so for me, not for you, can’t you just respect,

My wishes, my desires, my commands & demands?

Oh well I guess you are going to write now a review,

Well tell me the worst, I know you are going to anyway, nothing new,

I am here to tell you all, I did not write this to be reviewed,

So just comment really fast, if you are not the first you won’t be the last,

If you don’t at least leave something I will be running off to Kalamazoo…

So now you know, this poem it really did suck, didn’t it, I already knew…

                        © ed ~ 8/11/04