No Ifs Ands or Buts (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

No Ifs Ands or Buts
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Like Mick Jagger said I cant get no punctuation
No Ifs Ands or Buts Oh my goodness now I don�t seem to have any punctuation keys No commas no ands no little stars no periods surely now I am in a rut I already did clean this my keyboard of dirt runny eggs and dust What more can I do what more can I say but fix it I must Cant have you thinking I have no class no ability to punctuate Cant let you think in the long run I have no more class no I don�t rate I hope just a bit you will bear with me till I find what I can do not so great But at least I got my space bar back no more are my thumbs bored Now I have to find out where my computer does store Its memory of punctuations somewhere on its memory board So bear with me dear friend dear reader of dribble My computer has a personality much like that of Sibyl Two faces has it one to make me mad one to make me happy Right now it has gotten to me with its running so crappie poppywritten/ed Aug 13 04

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot

Reviewed on August 13, 2004

huh, i threw a cup of water at the ole man this morning, after he mouthed off at me, in one of his momentary lapses of reason hehe, BIG MISTAKE. It went on the keypad, I could've fried the darn puter, arent I lucky. I tried counting to 10 too, but of insults, I struggle to resist, hurling back an object or one equally as insulting.

You get my drift ED. Im human. My s..t it doth stink.Anyone who sayeth or thinketh that theirs do not, Deludes themselves eh!
Take it Easy mate, She'll be right.

~Contesse~

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

(((ed)))

only time i have problems is when some yo yo at the library installs a program or virus that fouls everything up--thank God, in a way, i don't have my own...or i'd do what thomas suggests :)

hope it's solved soon (((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger (Reader)

Get a BIG HAMMER!!! Good write, Poet! Peace thru smashing it to bits�lol!

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

sounds like you aren't the only one with computer probs...my california friend michelle kidwell's computer is down, too, darn it! she said it may be a few days before all is well with her computer again, and she will be gone for a few days. hope your (and michelle's) computer problems end soon!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :(

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

well done Ed!!

Poppy or no Poppy...keep your head Up!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Anna Marie Fritz (Reader)

Oh hang the mistakes!
Woe is me!
I have to fix
My ruined PC!

I wish you lots of smooth-running punctuation, Ed!
Hee hee....