Bugged…

Is everything I write printable?

Do I write right enough to be considered unstable?

Would I do good to change what I write, or just remain stable?

Oh shit, I just knocked down my coffee right the hell off the table…

Okay now that things are back to normal and semi-clean,

Does anyone out there consider me to be downright mean?

I try to write with a humorous or philosophical gleam,

Sometimes I kinda do miss the mark, hope you don’t mind,

Must have been the out of date, that I did drink, cream…

My life and the write, both are the only things for me that are right,

I stand before you naked to the world, a disgusting thought I realize,

But better this than to have you think I am perfect, someone to idealize,

So now you can uncover, as I am totally dressed, your beautiful eyes,

I just wanted to make the point, and it being made quite well,

That not all is as it looks or seems or the way you wish it to be, no lies!

Now that I am dressed I seem to be attracting flies,

So let me end this saying that I am here to serve, I am here to fight crime,

The crime of allowing BUG to stay alive…

 

Three cheers for SPLAT & I hope they will use the following as their flag in future: