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Hackneyed
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Humor and I guess at least to me,
BOOOORRRRIIIINNNNGGGG!

Hackneyed…


 


Gotta get out tonight,


For dinner and some friendship,


Gotta get about right,


My brain abused and overused lacking any light…


 


Going to a friend’s for dinner, he makes a hellacious meatloaf,


Better than sitting around here at home being a loaf,


To go out to dinner with my friend, as much as he is an oaf…


 


Hard to write today, hard to find a good subject,


Not that this one isn’t, as it is the one that I did select,


To let you know, to tell you so, just what I plan to do, I mean herein no disrespect…


 


So let me take my shower, shave and the other stuff necessary to feel human,


Or at least of this spaceship earth I will be a clean & content crewman…


                                © ed ~ 8/14/04


 


 


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "Hackneyed"
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on August 15, 2004
Yum! Meatloaf and friendship, what a combo, eh? So, you feel human when you shave? Em.. just a teeny reminder: it's that hair that MAKES you a human.. mammal, that is. (giggle) Me? I think I'm part frog, always leaping to conclusions! <----- jays, that's a good one! I get such a kick outta myself.. Have fun! katy xox.

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
Reviewed on August 14, 2004
Shave all you want. Just don't do it around your best friend. That would be wrong in so many ways.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 14, 2004
Hope you ain't going to Andy's house for dinner - he serves his specialty - Maggot Meatloaf. Sounds yummy, doesn't it?!

Reviewed on August 14, 2004
(((ed)))

have fun, and eat a bite of meat loaf for me...mmmmmmmmmmmmm. :) love this write and the animations

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on August 14, 2004
Hmm, have you started, I'm seeing little green men...

Reviewed by Pier Tyler
Reviewed on August 14, 2004
Mission accomplished, got me laughing. I'd say you put this one humorously together well. Thanks Ed. have a good time.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 14, 2004
Oh Enjoy yourself...and keep sober okay.......no leopard crawlingggggggg okay!!

Enjoy...I think I will hit the sack early tonight.......raining and bitterly cold here!!

Don't eat tooooo mucha okay!!

Love Tinka


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