BUG Exposed…

And it came to pass,

And it showed BUG had no class,

The Better Bug Bureau examined records,

Tore apart paperwork and used balls from wreckers,

All to be sure if BUG did exist,

If the sinister person behind the BUG organization,

Was actually a person or a member of the house of fords…

Found out, was he, this sinister creature with the last name starting with a K,

He is not a lover of little bugs; in fact he swatted quite a few mosquitos,

On his vacation in the north woods, killing them dead with one swat,

Oh me, oh my those poor little creatures they did surely die,

If they only knew who this man creature was, they surely would not have bitten,

For the only thing they could get out of him was blood with the taint of a kitten…

Now to be honest, BBB did do a test, yes they tried to find out more on SPLAT,

But being from the great nation of Britain,

The files were sealed, no open books like that of United States,

But what they say, the purveyors of the books there,

Is that the owners and employees of SPLAT are the nicest blokes in the world,

Just trying to make a living without lying to the general public & poets, so its,

Better to leave them alone to their business, allow them to be themselves,

For there is no better place of business on the British books,

Than that of SPLAT and oh yes that is the total and complete fact…

                                          8/15/04