Slander & Libel…

Regards my past slanderous and libelous, supposedly, write,

I stand behind what I wrote; I mean to bring down BUG,

There is no other in the world that needs it pulled out from under them, yes the rug,

They think they can scare me,

They think I do have a care,

They at BUG think they have some kind of case,

Lets state clearly, they are nothing more than a disgrace…

Run by a man creature name of Ed K,

He is mean and does torture bugs sending them all to San Jose,

Leading that service he runs so far astray,

His employees have no idea, nor do his lawyers all wearing toupees,

His most disgusting crime as yet has been, if you are very young do not read this,

He sets out food, meats and cheeses, salads and desserts, all in the mode of a buffet,

Then he captures the poor bugs that fly in to eat, making them then to obey,

His every command, he does this with a machine called a bug-a-ray…

So please dear reader, remember your history,

Even Hitler was thought benevolent, at first,

And remember what happened later on, he caused so much misery,

But this BUG leader is no problem, we have broken his code, no longer is he a mystery…

Please use your collective brains,

As poets and authors you have more than most,

Come to NJ yes get together with me at the coast,

We will bring down this menace, of the Dennis variety,

So please send your donations and/or join our society,

Then you will see what happens when BUG and Ed K do lose their notoriety,

And you can see first hand what it will feel like for ED K to have castration anxiety…

                        © ~ ed 8/15/04