Washing Undies…(blame Katy for this one!)

The easiest way I have found,

Is to wait till the undies stay round,

Yes, I wear them out, then throw them about,

If once they land they stay round,

Times no more to keep them around…

But if they are only slightly soiled,

Say with track marks from the ice cream that was spoiled,

Then they can still be rinsed, dried and re-worn,

But remember the first rule above, only if they haven’t coiled…

So from me to you I have given you my secret,

For the alarming smell you may have noticed,

When my poems do come on to the screen,

I know it sometimes really makes you scream,

My apologies therein, but if Katy didn’t ask,

None of this would have left my lips,

Staying in my head, allowing me to enjoy your screams,

Yes most definitely it would have to be called, too bask…

                        © ed ~ 8/16/04