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I tried to tell him not to drink salt water
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Salt water can make ya crazy...

I tried to tell him not to drink salt water…


 


Rufuz doesn’t seem to like water much,


He will walk in it and play just a bit and such,


But he won’t swim, nor does he like being splashed,


He runs away from his dad and rolls in the sand…


 


But while in the water, ocean water of course,


He likes to drink it, not good for his innards,


Or so I try to tell him, I know eventually he will lose it,


But the direction it comes back is what’s worrying me…


 


Today he lost it by bringing it back up,


Doggy yuch really does suck,


Fortunately he has a blanket he sleeps on,


Therein the blanket now needs cleaning,


Only dad here to do it, ain’t that just my luck…?


 


I try and try to yell when he is sipping,


You would think he would realize after it tears at his stomach, yes ripping,


Hell salt water can almost take paint off of cars, yes stripping,


Imagine what it will do with a doggy’s tender stomach,


Maybe it taught Rufuz what it was like when his dad used to go “tripping”…


          © poppywrittED~8/17/04


 


 


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Reviewed by Danielle Mundy
Reviewed on August 18, 2004
This was so funny!! ( and LOL to Ed K comment ) That puking smiley was so gross, but I couldn't stop looking at it!! Weird...

Reviewed on August 18, 2004
(((ed)))

ewwwwwww doggie yuck! :) this is too funny--doggies will do what a doggie's gotta do, even if it makes them sick

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. LOL

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on August 18, 2004
LOL at ED K statement :-) Yes animals do get revenge in such quiet ways. Wish I had read this and Ed's statement before I did my kill LOL.

Poor Rufuz I think I know a way to make him feel better.........

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 18, 2004
I find this write very interesting, Ed. I often wonder why both my cats, and my dogs, drink and eat certain things, knowing they have a past history of getting sick from them.

Then, on mornings that I find myself extremely sick from over-indulging in my favorite alcoholic beverage, I soon find them - staring at me, and grinning, as if to say, "And you think we're stupid!"

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on August 18, 2004
Yep! Had a sheppard once who loved to body surf in the Atlantic. Everytime we returned home she'd upchuck the ocean all over my ride. careful with Ruf...he's just a puppy.
Susan

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on August 18, 2004
Ed,
Funny for us but I'm sure Rufuz doesn't think so. Love them emoticons.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 18, 2004
Good one Ed!!

But salt water ocean water is very good for healing wounds!!

Must be the reason Why I love the ocean...it keeps on healing me in and outside!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)
Reviewed on August 18, 2004
This is funny......you're funny.

Reviewed by Jane Rodway (Reader)
Reviewed on August 17, 2004
LOL!!! This is so funny- god, I neede that laugh, too. The shark picture is my favorite, i had to watch it twice. Yes, dogs can be pretty insistent, you summed them up perfectly.

Reviewed by Regina Pounds
Reviewed on August 17, 2004
Entertaining write...love the many smileys, too...as for poor Rufuz, he leads a dog's life all right. I hope he got a special treat as consolation! :)

Gina

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on August 17, 2004
Don't dogs do thing to make themselves vomit?

I'll send him a pic of my ex, thats sure to help him if he need to puke..

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on August 17, 2004
Hmmmm... can't speak for ocean water but the old Arm and Hammer baking soda sure takes care of heart burn! (Does Rufuz burp?) Ah, well, Ed... like most of us, he'll have to learn the hard way... poor thing. (sniff) katy xox. (show him how to dig for clams.. yum!)


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