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Please No Needles
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Rufuz has a few minor fears,
But this has been his biggest since the first year...


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PLEASE NO NEEDLES…

 

Rufuz has a little trouble,

Needles seem to give him fears,

Sometimes he also finds fear of a bubble,

But we are talking of needles here,

He has not been to vet for two years,

But he remembers this place or so it appears…

 

I feel for him, I really do, but his rabies shot he needs,

Can’t let him, can I, go play and chase animals in the weeds,

Without this shot most certainly and indeed,

The rules and laws of man, do herein supercede…

 

Sorry Rufuz my boy, but you have to see the doctor, oh boy,

Hey please don’t make me feel the heavy, oh don’t be coy,

If I could take the shot for you I would, in Rufuzville today no joy,

Please don’t hold onto the wall like that,

I don’t need to pay also for the stuff that you do herein today destroy…

                                © ~ ed 8/21/04 [& Rufuz]

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Please No Needles"
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on August 22, 2004
I'm with you, Ruffie... NO NEEDLES PLEASE! Sigh, poor thing. My first cat figured out where we were going too, after the first visit, and I had cat hair from one end of the car, me and Adam... he threw a marvelous, energetic, highly emotional FIT! But good for you, not caving in... he may never thank you, but the rest of the world will. There, there, Ruffie, this will only hurt for a second (YEAH RIGHT!) good reporting, poetically speaking, Eddie M. hug him for me. katy xox. p.s. that picture is beyond hilarious! and accurate!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 22, 2004
Can feel his pain; poor Rufuz. My dogs both feel the same. They hate going to the vet's office. I have to drag them inside.

And I definitely need new glasses. I thought he feared Noodles at first!

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on August 21, 2004
Poor Rufuz...

Reviewed on August 21, 2004
poor little guy, but i share his fear. i don't care for needles either! that pic is too funny; LOL thanks for the grins!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your needle-shy texas friend, karen lynn. :D

Reviewed on August 21, 2004
(((ed)))

poor baby--many pets (and their humans) are needle shy. i've had so many shots, i'm used to them--don't like them, but used to 'em.

cute write--and that pic LOLOLOLOLOL!

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :) (peace thru no more needles *grins*)

Reviewed on August 21, 2004
Ouch! I hope Rufuz had felt better after the needle. I know the feelings. Pets are like our children, we feel for their pain and fears too. You are a good father to Rufuz and he knows it.

Good job on this one, Ed!

Sandie May Angel

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on August 21, 2004
Poor Rufuz's LOL. Even the cat is surprised, I can see LOL. Now don't you like Killer Kate and steak a lot better?

Actually I had a cat that had the same reaction. Poor Vet! I really mean that. Cat got the needle, but the vet and other helpers have the scar to prove the fear of the cat.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on August 21, 2004
My sympathies with Rufuz. I hate needles too even though I have donated blood 90 times in my life thus far. Thanks for the humor, Ed. Love and peace to you, my friend.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 21, 2004
hahahahahaha...walk out that door Rufuz...leave the flying for me.....lol!!

Love You to pices........not you Ed..Rufuz......lol!!


Aaaaaaaaagh okay U2!!

Love Tinka


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