AuthorsDen.com   Join | Login    
Where Authors and Readers come together!

SIGNED BOOKS    AUTHORS    BOOKS    SAMPLE CHAPTERS    AUDIOBOOKS    eBOOKS    STORIES    ARTICLES    POETRY    BLOGS    NEWS    VIDEOS    SUCCESS    TESTIMONIALS

Featured Authors:  Diane Hundertmark, iRoger Vizi, iDavid Young, iJohn Burns, iAnn Marie Hannon, iBetty Jo Tucker, iTom Kitt, iOdin odin@aflx.com, iFrances Altman, iGlenda Bixler, i

  Home > Humor > Poetry        Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry        Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z     

Ed Matlack

 Follow Me  

· Contact Me
· Poetry
· Stories
· Blog
· Messages
· 6,048 Titles
· 45,923 Reviews
· Save to My Library
· Share with Friends!
·
Member Since: Aug, 2003

Ed Matlack, click here to update your pages on AuthorsDen.



One Hundred Twenty Days: Give or Take
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
   Rated "G" by the Author.
Share   Print  Save   Follow   Share on Facebook

Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Your butt does smell,
Not long left for stores to sell,
All the stuff left over from last year, oh well...

One Hundred Twenty Days: Give or Take…


 


Only another hundred and twenty; give or take,


Shop till you drop, and make no mistake,


Christmas is almost upon us; don’t let them eat cake,


Buy them present, toys and ties, underwear and socks,


Get them what they need, get them what they do not…


 


For Christmas is a time of giving, or so its been said,


Christmastime for me has nothing to do with the past and the dead,


A time of joyous splendor, a time to reconnect with those misled…


 


Herald it from the rooftops, such a short time to recollect,


Have to remember and recall what it is you bought last year,


Cannot get the same thing, unless for all you did buy some beer,


No present to small, the thought is what counts,


Just remember where I live, yes in NJ right over here, get me something that mounts…


                        © ed ~ 8/25/04


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


Want to review or comment on this poem?


Need a FREE Reader Membership?


 Reviews of "One Hundred Twenty Days: Give or Take"
Reviewed by Bob Holt (Reader)
Reviewed on August 26, 2004
You said it really well. I think the Christmas decorations went up right after Easter this year. The people who are finished shopping about now are really annoying. Of course, in New Jersey we're all getting throw pillows this year.

Bob H

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on August 25, 2004
Those who don't live in Wisconsin want cheese... those of us who DO live in Wisconsin send them some. Simple. I'm done. Merry Christmas you guys. (If I say it again in December, it's just that I repeat myself). What kind do you want? (grin) katy xox. p.s. you haven't lived 'til you've had fresh cheese curds... get our orders in early. bye.

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on August 25, 2004
I saw Christmas decorations on sale today... I couldn't believe it. Good write.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 25, 2004
"For Christmas is a time of giving"

Splendid sentiments, Ed; and you've got the whole family excited now. We're all making out our Christmas Wish List (even the cats) and I'll be e-mailing it to you very soon, so you can get started. Thanks! Can you please ask Rufuz to help with Blanca and Turbo's gifts? They are very fussy.

Reviewed on August 25, 2004
(((ed)))

is it that time already? geez, how time flies...they've been advertising christmas in july here...and it's continuing through august...and it will only get worse!!!!!! LOL

cute poem--you've got it right!

(((HUGS))) and love, karla.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 25, 2004
Okay..need to mail it tomorrow to be in time I guess!!

Happy exit so long..dropping dead on my butt here...fast asleep!!

Goodnight to you Rufuz...and Rene if she is still there...and hey take it easy.!!

Love Tinka


New Poetry by Ed Matlack
Popular Poetry (Humor)
  1.  If I Could Be A Super Hero
  2.  Little Folk, Cousins Make A Pit Stop
  3.  Fried Chicken
  4.  Like Ducks in Paper Trousers
  5.  An Adventurous Reinterpretation of Mid
  6.  Milkman's letter
  7.  Laughing As I Flee...
  8.  Amazing Grapes
  9.  Newfangled Things
  10.  A Salt and Batter
  11.  A Writer Named Ron
  12.  Ode to Spamophobia
  13.  Porky Pig And Daffy Duck
  14.  My First Heart Attack
  15.  The Last Second
  16.  Bawdy Stories And A Game Of Bridge
  17.  Houston Greats
  18.  Hound Dog
  19.  AThree Year Old
  20.  Burst Forth
Free Book Review Program
Select a book to read and review today!

Mauled Maimed Mangled Mutilated Mythology by Jay Dubya

Mauled Maimed Mangled Mutilated Mythology is a collection of 21 famous myths that have been given adult spins and presentations.  
Member BookAds

The Demon of the Shadows by Ronald Scala

A historical horror tale of demonic possession and heroic courage  
Member BookAds

Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part IV by Jay Dubya

Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part IV is adult literature featuring adult content and language that satirizes thirteen famous short fiction works.  
Member BookAds