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Philosophy of a Stooge
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Stooged philosophy...


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Philosophy of a Stooge…


 


Yuk, yuk, yuk can make ya duck,


Two fingers in the eyes can really suck,


He didn’t make much, nary a buck,


This stooge had intellect beyond that of a cluck…


 


Curly the one and only good stooge,


But some like Larry, and others Moe,


Still there are some who love Shemp,


His hair sometimes so unkempt…


 


The philosophy they did portray,


Uncouth, uneducated, little in the brain they had gray,


In person, without the antics and humor,


All worth meeting them, all a scream to the least say,


Intelligent, considerate & compassionate, rather than Moe, Larry &


Curly Joe…


                        © ed ~ 8/29/04


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 Reviews of "Philosophy of a Stooge"
Reviewed by Leslie Bond
Reviewed on February 19, 2009
They were a great team, of humourous misfits, and a good poem to remember them by! Leslie

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 29, 2004
Very nice picture of you on a bad mood day!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on August 29, 2004
(((ed)))

now you've got me remembering back in the day when my daddy would turn on "the three stooges"--he LOVED that show...i've grown to love it as well...curly was always my favorite "nyuck nyuck nyuck o, wise guy!" LOL

adorable write, adorable you--

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 29, 2004
Curly was definitely, most assuredly, without a doubt, the Best Stooge. Just looking at your, er, I mean his, picture is cracking me up, You Knucklehead. Yuk, Yuk, Yuk!!!!!

Reviewed on August 29, 2004
Ed, Oh a wise guy, heh?!!!!

...Michael


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