BUUURRRRPPPP…!

Scuse me, must have been someone I ate,

Hey, I am not disgusting; stop calling me a big ape,

Would a fart have been better, what are you doing with that duct tape?

No way you are putting that across my mouth, I will blow up and explode,

Don’t want to die from internal combustion, no way from that mode…

No you cannot use that needle and thread,

No way are you sewing my mouth shut & my butt,

I will surely have no way to allow to flow my gas,

Again I don’t want to die, & you having to go to my funeral mass…

Scuse me, same smell, different hole,

Oh here you come again, duct tape and thread,

You really want me to be dead,

You already think I am dead by the odor,

I am not, but would rather die by being shot by a muzzle loader…  

                        © ed ~ 8/31/04