Personal Record Broken…

Sorry to those of you who,

Wished to see me break the record,

Of being dirty and scuzy by Christmas,

But my neighbors are up in arms,

They invaded my sleep this morning,

Dragging me to the street,

And tying me to the roof of my jeep,

The said they were giving me the seats that were cheap…

Drove me they did, still attached to the roof,

To the local automatic car wash down the street,

Even part of this conspiracy was my “loyal” dog Ruf,

He did participate with glee; your day is coming Rufuz my pal,

When I use several friends to get you into a water & soap filled corral…

The neighbors were upset, yes they were really pissed,

Told me it smelled like something died in this my motorhome,

I did not smell it, as Rufuz stinks normally, I did not moan,

So my record breaking, no shower taking scrunge run,

Lasted a mere two weeks or less, but as I have heard before,

Paybacks are a bitch, my neighbors they were a certain four,

And let me tell you even with soap in my eyes I now know the score…

                        © ed ~ 9/1/04