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Moles
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Moles…

 

No not poles,

And definitely not coals,

Its moles that I herein speak of,

The kind in the ground, although sometimes above…

 

They don't see well in the dark,

Almost blind are they actually,


They dig their burrows out of dirt,


Had one I did once, name of Burt,

Poor old Burt, did lose his virginity,

To another mole that was a pervert…

 

Moles do dig holes,

To burrow into and live out their lives,

When asked if moles did have souls,

I respond with the thought that they may not,

But I am willing to bet they do as they are part of Nature,

Such big teeth they do have I wonder if they are dentures…?

                © ed ~ 9/2/04


 

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Reviewed on September 3, 2004
(((ed)))

i thought you were talking about body moles, not mole moles LOL

clever you--enjoyed this one :)

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 2, 2004
Very Insightful read Thank you Ed!!

That mole has BIG hands...could cover up alot of dirt...lol!!

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on September 2, 2004
Ed, I was just about afraid to open this one entitled Moles...for I did not envision those that crawl around beneath the ground...hence the hesitation in opening this one...you see, I am eating supper right now, and the thought of a big ole mole....well, nuff said. Take care
Allen

Reviewed by Susan Sparks (Reader)
Reviewed on September 2, 2004
Talk about digging up the dirt . . . you didn't have to go out and dig it up for real.


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