Winterizing…

The motorhome has holes,

No, not put there by moles,

Filled we did with fiberglass,

Keeping it warmer inside for my big fat ass…

The water hose did leak,

Hate wasting water, too cheap,

The trees needed pruning,

The ground needed clearing and I hate crawling under,

It had me to the point of fuming…

More work to be done, not finished by a long shot,

Still need to put the skirts on,

Wish I did really own a nice new yacht,

I think this is, by Rene and Rufuz, a plot,

To keep me busy, to keep me off the pot,

Not the kind that I smoke, but the kind where I squat…

But one enjoys being busy,

I guess it really is better than being dizzy,

But don’t you all go getting into a tizzy,

For you won’t see me working all that often,

It hurts my brain; yes surely it does it soften…

                © ed ~ 9/3/04