Hugged a Rooster…

I did take Ed K’s advice,

I did go out and hugged the rooster,

The one that did keep me awake,

I thought it was the right thing to do, for heavens sake…

But sorry dear Ed, I must have hugged a bit too hard,

Maybe I should have hugged less diligently, I should have myself, retard,

But the poor little guy must have had a bad neck,

I did ring it, not my intention, yes his scrawny little neck…

I set him up against a tree,

He has full reign over all he can see,

Well alright he can’t see, but you know what I mean, see?

His domain still his, I didn’t bury him,

Still he has and is the biggest cock, all the chickens they do also agree…

                © ed ~ 9/4/04