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Cleaned
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Cleaned…


 


Clean that pipe,


Make it right,


So when I light,


The smoke does go to my brain; yes right…


 


Take out the screen,


Burnt on the thumb,


Let out a scream,


Wish I were numb,


Instead of just dumb…


 


Pack it with fresh,


Right to the top, nothing less,


Damn no fire, I just bought this lighter,


Apparently from a thieving blighter…


 


Take a deep breath, all the way in, fill up those lungs,


If I get high enough I will be able to speak in tongues,


Just one more hit, just one more rung,


And I will be ready to relax and have some fun…


 


                © ~ poppywrittED ~ 9/4/04


 


 


 


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "Cleaned"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 9, 2004
I think I need that pipe to catch up on reading you ,,Hello I am Backkk!! Missed you!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on September 5, 2004
Just when I think I have a definite favorite among your many delights... along comes one to bump to the top! This is not just hilarious, it's a wonderfully flowing "mural" of phrasings. If your original thrust to write poetry was to do it 'til I get it right'... you have done it long ago and just keep getting better! You rhyme with panache, Eddie M.

Now, then, herein it says you burned your finger... hmmmm... outside, you get stung. Inside, you get burned. May I suggest a nice condo on the moon? (grinning with gusto!) hehe... Carry on, you poet, you.. katy xox.

Reviewed on September 5, 2004
Ed, 4:20 good buddy....

...Michael

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on September 4, 2004
Cute write.

Reviewed by Lee Garrett
Reviewed on September 4, 2004
Good poem, but it makes me wonder what you're smoking in that pipe.

Reviewed by Amelia Peterson (Reader)
Reviewed on September 4, 2004
The icons really do add to the humor here...

Amy

Reviewed by Michelle Mills
Reviewed on September 4, 2004
Fire up that Bong and let's party!!! Your emoticons add so much to this piece Ed!!!! It's a really fun piece. Michelle


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