Ain’t easy bein’ Breezy…

Fart I do, possibly more than you,

Fan it away, in your direction I do say,

Someone else must have “cut the cheese”,

Phew, what a stinky one you did, oh geez…!

Ain’t got no couth,

Never did since youth,

I herein relate the absolute truth,

If you don’t believe, figure it out if you can,

Or go out and hire yourself a sleuth detective man…

Stink bombs hold no smell as unpleasant,

Not even do skunks, or dead pheasants,

What crawled up inside and died,

The stink of farts, I do give you as a present…

Powerful though they may be,

Better they are, than no shower for me,

You can complain all you wish,

As long as it does not smell like rotting fish…

                © ed ~ 9/7/04