Words of wisdom from the “Id” of Ed…

Deep-frying in the Nude…

Deep-frying in the nude,

Can lead to an injury so rude,

On your tummy, or on other spots so crude,

Better to never deep fry in the nude…

Never swallow a fly…

To swallow a fly,

We must first ask why,

It is one thing to choke till you cry,

But better to take a shot of the rye,

To wash away that fly…

Sex with a dog is wrong…

Unless of course you are another dog,

Specifically a female dog with a male,

But when two males do go at it,

They usually do it from the wrong end,

I have seen this a lot and it never does fail,

Both do bite the other, leaving them both,

Without any kind of noticeable tail…

 Okay I am done herein, now you can just leave, yes bail…

                © ed ~ 9/7/04