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Morning Moaning
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Its a campground, trailers & motorhomes offer little sound proofing, let alone tents...

Morning Moaning…


 


To be up before the sun,


In a campground with tents and apparently fun,


Moaning does come out of the tent,


And screaming out to the gods,


A certain pleasure, somebody on their knees making the great descent…


 


Fog though there is, our bodies tell us the time has cum,


To make whoopee with our tent partners,


To tell the rest of the campers, we are morally inept, in the light of the sun…


 


Can hear it all over the campground,


They giggle and scream,


Having fun they are doing, making the rest of us wish we could cream,


Ah finally over, the great climatic end,


But hear do I, “Hey let’s do it again!”


                © ed ~ 9/7/04


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 Reviews of "Morning Moaning"
Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on September 8, 2004
I learnt to scream in silence but my partner heard every word :-) Great write.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on September 8, 2004
Okay all now we know it was Sue Hess that did all that moaning that kept someone up, and me awake...ED

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on September 8, 2004
i've made love in a few tents and always felt totally exposed. i see now that i was!! nicely written

Reviewed on September 8, 2004
funny stuff, ed! LOL thanks for the laugh this fine september morning! hope the rain goes away soon; i know you are probably sick of it!

(((HUGS))) and much love (and wishing you sunny, drier days ahead for y'all), karen lynn, your friend in tx., :)

Reviewed on September 8, 2004
(((ed)))

don't you know the early bird gets the worm? *never mind* LOL

you, my dear (((friend))), are a mess--thank God for your wacky sense of humor--love it (and you)

(((HUGS))), karla. :)

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on September 8, 2004
lol


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